I’m not angry. You’re angry.

Why lose your cool over brassieres, slurping and Kim K? Life is passing you by.

There is this bra commercial that depicts a series of beautiful women celebrating a “wireless” (read: comfortable) contraption designed to be the answer to all your brassiere complaints. It’s still a bra, an unremarkable “foundation”, an undergarment by any traditional definition. It is purported to be better because it doesn’t have…